Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
Let's get this right
This is not “one of those days” and believe me when I say this, it will never be Everything is not exactly wrong but it isn’t exactly right and that is the problem The middle. I hate the middle of everything. You have the beginning when things are happy( or sad) and the ending when things are happy ( or sad) but the middle is the worse because you don’t exactly know...
52hearts: and the thing is, sometimes it’s you, the whole time it’s you who was breaking your own heart, and not him, not them, not anyone but yourself and your own expectations, your own idealism that you could never seem to achieve, never seem to satisfy in a way that would make you happy, in a way that you’ve been wanting, needing to be happy for the longest time. sometimes it’s only you who...
Maybe i'm just being nostalgic
or maybe this epiphany has hit me hard and sudden But our days have changed just as we have. Gone are the nights spent in LAN shops and gone are the times that we spent our early hours on the phone, conferences, personal conversations ; where have they all gone to and my oh my, how quickly I have changed with them. Now my time is spent on some one else and my worries only grow deeper in,...
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal,...– The Fault in our Stars, by John Green (via mockturtle8)
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You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...– Jeff Stuckel. (via blindbonesbradley)
I wish I could escape you
because it’s tiring to think about you and it’s tiring to be constantly reminded off you and how the two of us will never get a shot at love because things like this, things like us they just don’t happen to people like me. I wish everything did not remind me of you and I wish that one day, I can listen to a song without finding a weird relation to you or reading a paragraph...
When you see that someone made cookies
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milajaroniec: Yes, we’re friends. That’s not even a question. We’ve been through so much together it’s impossible to think about. We trusted each other more than anyone else, more than our own family members even. And you’re still the person I’d call first in the event of a death or a fire or a nervous…